Friday, March 27, 2009

Machina, Ora Pro Nobis?

If this "worked," which (of course) it doesn't, it would be simony (link). It's yet another example of life being stranger than fiction.

-TurretinFan

2 comments:

  1. Next they will claim the computer knows how the Holy Ghost thinks and prays and guarantees 100 percent successful answers to every prayer.

    This sort of "special" praying will cost you double than the introductory prayers at $5.00 a month!

    Oh well, it only works on earth and has no effect in Heaven!

    I was reading these words of Scripture this morning and it occurs to me these Words throw some water on that flame if anyone was so inclined to retain the computer services, so they could, what, sleep during prayer time?

    Mat 10:19 When they deliver you over, do not be anxious how you are to speak or what you are to say, for what you are to say will be given to you in that hour.
    Mat 10:20 For it is not you who speak, but the Spirit of your Father speaking through you.
    Mat 10:21 Brother will deliver brother over to death, and the father his child, and children will rise against parents and have them put to death,
    Mat 10:22 and you will be hated by all for my name's sake. But the one who endures to the end will be saved.

    My point is this, the computer runs on electricity and in the event of an electrical outage during the trial that comes against you because of "His Name", The Holy Ghost will still be praying for you, His Elect, according to the pre-determined Counsel of God anyway!

    So why waste His money on a man made prayer machine?

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  2. Very soon computers will be baptized in proxy for the dead.

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